From Ganz...
- MATERIALS: pine wood
Six expressions:
- "As a parent, you often realize... This is my CIRCUS. Those are my MONKEYS."
- "Forget the dog, beware of kids."
- "My house would be clean, if my family wasn't living here."
- "We have KIDS. We have PETS. This is why we CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS."
- "You're making it difficult to be the parent I always imagined I'd be."
- "It's like the kids can just smell us RELAXING."
DIMENSIONS: 6"W x 1.5"H x 0.5"D
WEIGHT: 1 ounce